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VFocus Mail.ru publishes the funniest and cutest requests.
Today, December 4, is the Day of Ordering Gifts and Writing Letters to Santa Claus (!). It is on this date that post offices begin to operate, providing services for sending letters to the main wizard of winter.
The day was not chosen by chance: at the beginning of December everyone begins to prepare for the holiday, decorate their homes, buy gifts and, most importantly, if you send a letter to Santa Claus on December 4, it will definitely arrive in time. The wizard will respond to the message if the sender’s address is correct.
Each child writes responsibly, talking about how he behaved and what good deeds he did. At the end, he makes sure to share his deepest desires. That’s why today we’re talking about children’s requests that are impossible to read without smiling or laughing.
Request from those who are tired of studying:
Santa Claus, could you make it so that we have to study not five days a week, but at least three. This is a request from our entire class. We believe in you!
Kolya, 8 years old.
UFO under the tree:
Dear Grandfather Frost! I’ve been good this year. Put a flying saucer with aliens under my Christmas tree.
Yarik, 5 years old.
Dad is happy even without gifts:
Father Frost! I want a car! And give Christina a horse. Mom needs a touch phone. And dad is already happy, he has us.
Vladik.
Official message:
Letter. Dear Grandfather, I ask you to consider providing a red LEGO man.
Danil.
Hospitable boy:
Dear Grandfather Frost. Happy New Year to you. I wish you health, happiness, good mood and good weather. I heard there are two interesting games: hedgehog racing and piggy in a cube. It would be cool if you came to visit us and we could play them. I’ll prepare a treat for your Christmas tree. And what do you like?
Timofey, 7 years old.
Heart breaks with love:
Dear Grandfather Frost! This year I broke toys, lost them, and behaved badly. Grandfather Frost, my heart breaks, how I love you! I really want a lot of snow! Come to visit. I already know how to wash the dishes myself, I water the plants at the dacha and help my granny. I really want you to give me Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for New Year’s. Thank you!
Lisa, 5 years old.
From childhood to adulthood:
Grandfather, please conjure a spell so that I immediately become an adult and I don’t have to listen to my parents all the time.
Anton, 6 years old.
The most important gift:
Hello, Santa Claus! Happy New Year! I don’t know how I behaved. Give me a Lego Friends set. For mom’s Christmas tree — a new kitchen, if possible. And some document for dad so he can come back from work early.
Masha, 7 years old.
Briefly and to the point:
Two iPhone 10, 3D pen, 3D paints, squish cat, squish cake, magic wand, air slime, LOL, globe, small Christmas tree for our room, candy, school and gym backpack, iPhone case, bottle like yours Marika with a kitten, a school table and textbooks for Kirill, a table for the teacher, a washable pen, a lot of money.
Alice.
Okay Google:
I want a finger lamp. It’s like a lamp, but you Googled what it is if you don’t know.
Nastya, 8 years old.
Fake Santa Claus:
Dear dad and mom, I know that you are Santa Clauses. I don’t know what I need, decide for yourself. Or Barbie, or decide for yourself.
Author unknown.
There is also a letter from Crimea:
Dear Grandfather, please give us a real snowy winter. Otherwise, we have mud and rain all the time on New Year’s. At least for three or four days, so that all Crimean children can make snowmen, play snowballs, go sledding and skiing… And then, let everything melt quickly and be warm again.
Of course, adults also write letters, hoping for a miracle. And here are the two most interesting of them:
There is still a lot of time until the New Year, but I’m starting to ask now so that you don’t make an excuse that I’m late. So here it is. The brain, as I understand it, you absolutely do not intend to give me as a gift. Sprinkle, that is, give, a little adequacy. Honestly, it’s very necessary. Please make it so that either there are a couple more hours in the day, or so that I can get enough sleep in 3 hours. Then, I ask that the bosses be men, because, judging by the results of last year, you cannot stop menopause and PMS. I also want honesty from myself and those around me.
Katya, 30 years old.Dear Grandfather Frost! For this New Year, I would like everyone to become kinder, and for me to become more beautiful. When the time comes, make men smarter. But if you don’t have time, then just send me a twenty-five-year-old ski instructor. In general, Jake Gyllenhaal will do for me (this is about the same as Brad Pitt, only younger).
Valya, 17 years old.
Have you already written a letter to Grandfather Frost?
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